Homage to my girls
It being the first picture I've posted on my blog, I thought that it should be of something very close to my heart. But since I couldn't find one of a dolphin this just had to do. (just kiddin')
MY GIRLS - Sadly it wont belong until we are scattered all over the world and to be honest I am increasingly plagued by a feeling of loss on a daily basis. But even though these two 'slutbags' have caused me nothing but grief and heartache ( don't even think about denying it girls) I am sad to say that their annoying habits wont be a regular occurrence in my week.
Not to worry girls, we'll always have the GMB, Doyles, bacardi, pints of Bud- shots that we could get anyone else to buy, your materialistic need to own stuff, my over protective attitude towards guys who didn't treat ya right, endless arguements followed by endless hugging, and of course: the very fact that we are all friend is that we all love getting drunk on very little money with the usual 'Jaysus what happen last night.. and 'Spooner's who's bed did u sleep in last night' (mary's, I think)
Well girls, to honor your years of servitude as my best friends, I offer you prime place as the first ever photo on my blog. ( yes I put the one of my 21st- its only one mairead actually smiled in and Mary kept her mouth relatively closed.
Girls, i raise a Glass in your names.
posted by Spooner @ 6:00 pm
8 Comments:
At 4:24 pm,
Wotan said…
So what is the definition of a slutbag?
At 11:07 pm,
Spooner said…
IT's a friendly term, but like the word nigga it can only be used by people closer than blood. if used towards someone you didn't really know, u'd find yourself in deep trouble.
a slut-bag is one who is a bitch and a slutish flirt, mean cow, and 'wreak the head'. As i say.. only used amongst friends.
p.s all above definitions are open to interpretations seeing as i think we just made the word up and its kinda taken a life of its own.
At 11:23 pm,
Bouddha said…
It's good to know you have a strong friendship to back you up just in case ;)
Uuuuuhhh, this put aside, you said you hugged alot and slept in your friend's bed, could we have photos?
It's a purely study oriented request of course...
At 5:09 pm,
Spooner said…
these photos have be copy writen by a tabloid news paper.. my social life is hot news to all in the world. ill let you know when the paper decides to publish these photos, but im not sure when they will decide the world is ready for such an image
At 11:31 pm,
Bouddha said…
Gosh!
I'll just have to wait eagerly for the right time to come... How frustrating!
At 12:00 am,
Spooner said…
sometimes the waiting is just as much fun as the actual event. enjoy ur wait ;)
At 10:58 pm,
Anonymous said…
Hello, this is my first and hopefully, last contribution to the wonderful world of Da Spoon. I just figured that since I am the proud parent of the word 'slutbag' I am, Spooner, so shove it, I feel that the definition that you offered here is spot on. I have decided that as a result of your deadly definition you can not go to stinking Canada and I god damn well know Big Mouth will agree with me. You know it!!!!!!!!! Nick be bloody damned... Blast Bray and those fucking Americans I love you
At 2:29 pm,
Spooner said…
Welcome mairead, glad to see after all your moaning you finally got around to checking the blog out, rather than just judging it before you even seen it.
Anyhoot, im quite proud of my attempt to explain the word 'slutbag', however, i disagree with your ownership of such a term, as the very use of the word exhibits homosexual tendancies and thus , as we both know, big gay james is the biologiacal parent of the brilliant abomination that is the word slutbag. So, take your kidnapping, forster parent attitude and go and ask me granny.
p.s yeah im not going to canada.. im stayin here and gonna chuck a brick through the window of Waterstones. Heearr Hearrr. Yeah i love u too.
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